Top 10 Chuck Norris facts

1. Chuck Norris can hack a Facebook account using MySpace.
2. There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because no one crosses him and lives.
3. Chuck Norris died 20 years ago. Death just hasn’t built up the courage to tell him yet.
4. Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
5. Chuck Norris was in all six “Star Wars” movies … as the force.
6. Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
7. Chuck Norris doesn’t mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow.
8. Chuck Norris doesn’t need Twitter; he’s already following you.
9. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that’s why there’s no life there.
10. Chuck Norris will never die from a heart attack, his heart is not stupid enough to attack him.